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"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. " -Abraham Lincoln
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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." -Mark Twain
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"I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it." -Edgar Allan Poe
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor." -Max Eastman
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"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me." -Chinese Proverb
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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."
-Robert Frost
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"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." -Mark Twain
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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." -Jack Handey
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"Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever." -Charles Lamb
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"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." -Japanese Proverb
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to
underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -Douglas Adams
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"Even the gods love jokes." -Plato
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"April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly." -Ambrose Bierce
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"If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings." -Welsh Proverb
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"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself." -Clifton Paul Fadiman
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"It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools." -Spanish Proverb
- "Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?" -George Bernard Shaw
Tuesday, April 01, 2014
April Fools Day Quotes and Sayings
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